No regrets.

(Source: fauxhawks)

cyberuser:

cyberuser:

vvankinq:

cyberuser:

what do you call a message sent by a girl?

*sighs* what

a feMAIL

i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists

(Source: milch)

cimet:

when people say “kinkshamer” like an insult? ?? like hell yea im a kinkshamer i’ll kinkshame u all around town 

What do you mean by this?

echoesofoswin:

leonkuwatastonguepiercing:

mukuroikusabaka:

finish this sentence: m

y body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over my body. i havent slept in fifteen days. only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. sometimes i like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. oh can i dream.

What the actual fuck

peterfromtexas:

Heart surgeon after 23-hour (successful) long heart transplantation. His assistant is sleeping in the corner

peterfromtexas:

Heart surgeon after 23-hour (successful) long heart transplantation. His assistant is sleeping in the corner

(Source: best-of-imgur)

you-are-my-nakama:

Is that Dwayne the Brock Johnson?

you-are-my-nakama:

Is that Dwayne the Brock Johnson?

(Source: jaidefinichon)

monstar-virus:

naking:

mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam and ZOMG PENGUIN XD

(Source: 520-bro)

a-tolkien-for-your-thoughts:

xdroox:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

me on my way to steal your man

“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”

i WA S LAUGHING SO HARD I COULDNT EVNE REBLOG FOR A FEW MINUTES

this was a great documentary, Paris is Burning.

a-tolkien-for-your-thoughts:

xdroox:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

me on my way to steal your man

“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”

i WA S LAUGHING SO HARD I COULDNT EVNE REBLOG FOR A FEW MINUTES

this was a great documentary, Paris is Burning.

(Source: carlosbaila)

merlotte:

fagsindubai:

Friendly reminder  ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ) that if you don’t sleep with someone for the sole reason that they’re HIV positive then you ARE being discriminatory towards a human being with a disease and you’re scum of the earth 。◕‿◕。 It’s basically as bad as saying you couldn’t love somebody with cancer. Respect people’s feelings. (◕‿◕✿)

*five-second-long fart noise*

But you don’t catch cancer.